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→：It sounds like something's coming down, but I can't see anything.
←：It must be something small, then.
→：Probably.
[Card descends]
→：It's a card.
←：Is there anything written on it?
→：Yeah.
←：Eh?! What does it say?!
→："Are you sad right now?"
←：...Are they trying to make fun of us?
→：Is this... a question from whoever brought us here?
←：I believe so, possibly.
←：Or, in order to collect information on us, there's a mechanism in place to randomly generate questions and send them out on cards?
←：That's one possibility, anyway.
→：Nishi-kun, do you think the person behind this is here?
←：...I do believe somebody is here.
←：Plus, the fact that this question card came out suggests that somebody is currently monitoring us.
→：That's true.
←：If it's as you suspect, Higashi-kun, that somebody came up with this card—
←：And that "somebody" is watching over us...
←：We could judge what kind of person they are.
→：True.
←：First of all, the kind of person who would ask "Are you sad right now?" doesn't seem to have much of a good character.
←：It's equivalent to the press barging in on a victim's house and pressing them for an interview.
→：Is it okay to say that?
←：Huh?
→：Because couldn't the person who sent out this question be watching us right now?
→：If they get upset with us, what if they send us nasty food, or worse, nothing at all?
←：(Gasps)! Oh my goodness...!! Indeed, you're absolutely right!
←：Ggh...! Higashi-kun, please scold me for my stupidity!
←：Err... ahem.
←：I would like to amend my previous statement!
←：I believe the person who sent us this question enjoys dark humor and has great taste.
←：How's that?
→：I think that's good.
←：Oh, on that note, we still haven't answered the main question at hand.
→：If we're sad, or something?
←：Mhm.
←：Anyway, I'm not sad at all. Because I'm with you, Higashi-kun.
→：...I... instead of sad...
→：I think I'm more confused and frustrated.
←：Well then, that should do it for answering the question.
→：Yeah.
←：...So, now that we've answered, I wonder if something will happen.
←&→："......" "......"
←&→："......" "......"
←：Doesn't seem like it will, huh?
→：Nope.

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20-29

→：Nishi-kun.
←：What is it?
→：What're the chances that the thing coming out now is food?
←：Hmm.... 0 percent.
→：Zero? Because it doesn't smell like anything?
←：Yes, that's true, but... if I said there was a 100% chance it was food and a dish sponge popped out, wouldn't that be disappointing?
→：...It would.
[Card descends]
→：You were right, Nishi-kun. It's not food.
←：Although I was correct, I strangely don't feel happy about it. Hm? It's a card, isn't it.
→：Yeah.
→：...Would you be able to betray your best friend?
←：That's what it says?
→：Yeah.
←：Would you be able to betray your best friend, Higashi-kun?
→：...My best friend...
→：...I dunno, but I wouldn't want to.
←：Yes, I wouldn't want to betray my best friend, either.
←：But, depending on the situation... I might have to betray them.
→：...What kind of situation?
←：Hmm. For example, if you were drowning in a river and crying out for help, I might just stay put watching you.
→：...You wouldn't call anyone else to help?
←：I wouldn't.
→：?!
←：But the moment you lose consciousness, I would pull you out right away.
→：...?
←：Once I get you out, I would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to save you.
→：...?? But then you wouldn't be betraying me anymore, would you?
←：I would, because I wouldn't help you when you wanted to be helped.
→：...? But in the end, you're basically helping me anyway, right?
←：If my motive was just to give you mouth-to-mouth, I'd be ignoring your earnest pleas, doing nothing until you passed out.
←：Then, with an innocent look on my face, I'd pull you out and achieve my goal.
←：Ultimately, I would have saved your life, but what do you think about my series of actions towards a person in danger of drowning?
→：......
→：......
→：......
→：...Actually, why is doing mouth-to-mouth your motive?
←：Oh, you picked up on that? That was purely an example. Most assuredly.
→：? Ok. ...I don't really know about the complicated parts, but if you save me, then that's good enough.
←：...If we end up in that situation, I believe you may feel differently than you do now.
→：Huh?
←：Oh, nothing.
←：Higashi-kun. What would you say is the probability that food will come out next?
→：? Hmm....
←：Higashi-kun, if you say 100 percent, wouldn't they understand that as a sign of our desire?
→：!! ...That's true.
→：The possibility of food coming out next is... 100 percent!
←&→："......" "......"
→：...Aren't we being too obvious?
←：We are, huh. Next time, let's try to be more nonchalant about it.
→：Ok.
←：So then, all we have to do is wait for the results we're hoping for.
[STOMACH GROWL]
→：......
→：Hopefully, food comes out next.
←：It's turning into a prayer.

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→：...Time passes even without us doing anything.
←：Are you concerned about something?
→：No. I just had that thought.
←：Hm? Higashi-kun, an interesting time might be upon us.
[Card descends]
→：A question card?
←：Yep.
←："Do you like your face?"
→：Is that the question?
←：Indeed.
→：......
→：I don't like my face.
←：I like your face, Higashi-kun.
→：......
→：......Why?
←：Because it's you. I'd like any face you have.
→：Even if my face disappeared entirely?
←：Yes.
→：You're weird, Nishi-kun.
←：That's odd, I didn't realize that about myself.
←：However.... There aren't any mirrors here, so if we remain in these conditions for a few decades, we may forget our own faces.
→：It's okay. I'll make sure to remember your face.
←：.........
←：Thank you very much. If I ever forget, please let me know how my face looks.
→：Okay.
←：But I hope we can get out before then.
→：......You're right.
←：Ahh. On that note, even when I do nothing, I have a grand time just with you around, Higashi-kun.
→：You do?
←：Oh, yes. All thanks to you.
→：......
→：......too.
←：Huh?
→：Me too.

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→：......
←：Shall I try to guess what you're thinking about right now?
→：? Sure.
←：You want food to come down.
→：!!
→：How did you know?!
←：I can tell what you're thinking, Higashi-kun.
→：......
→：...Okay, what do you think I'm thinking about now?
←：......
←："Nishi-kun could be an alien."
→：?!?!
→：You got it!!
←：That comes as a surprise to me, too.
[Card descends]
←：Oh my, it's a card.
←：......
←："Are you able to read people's thoughts?"
→：Is that question coming from you?
←：No, it's the question written on the card.
→：......Is it a coincidence?
←：......If it wasn't, then it's a bit frightening that someone could possibly be reading my own thoughts.
←：Oh, err... let's return to the question. Can you read people's thoughts?
→：You can, Nishi-kun.
←：It's limited to you, though.
→：......
→：......That's inconvenient.
←：To me, it's rather handy.
←：Do you know what I'm thinking about currently, Higashi-kun?
←&→：.........
←&→：.........
→："I wanna eat."
←：That's what you're thinking, isn't it?

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