Welcome, Experimenter.

From here on, we will carry out a friendly experiment involving two test subjects.
You are not intended to release them.

This experiment is intended to document the
"impact on the subjects due to the experimenter's interference."
This will be a safe, secure, friendly experiment,
with absolutely no infliction of coercion, commands, or torture.
Additionally, the experiment will automatically be recorded and cannot be redone.

Do you agree to proceed?